Adds more Emphasis on the freshness of a item, or situation. For those situations where saying legit, or legitimate just isn't enough.
By using this word you automatically succeed at being a boss and or boss player. Also protects you from Spanky's smelly bunk ass worms. Shit's Intense.
Doug: Peeps these fresh fusion 4's son.
Pat: Oh shit, those are lesquidimate.
Shane: HURD DAT
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand