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the feeling of being watched or watching someone operate a computer.
while showing friends your favourite youtube clips. "Man i've feeling pretty loseb right now".
loseb by another_mother March 4, 2011
Words you can keep
Looks at those losers over there… riding each other silly… what a couple of losebs
loseb by Loseb January 20, 2022
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1. An irritating person or one who is generally unsuccessful in most regards of life.

2. The word to call someone with whom you are displeased or whom you look down on, especially when you cannot think of another word to fit the situation.

The word was invented by Alexandra Nelson, the defendant on an episode of "Judge Judy."
Judge Judy: "What were you cursing at 5 or 6 of his friends for, you idiot? If there were 5 or 6 of his friends, what were you cursing at them for?"

Alexandra Nelson: "Because they're loserds."

Loser Turn 

When you do a small race with someone in a car on a regular road and drive ahead of them but then the driver of the car behind you, knowing they have lost, decides to use the nearest turn as if signifying that they did not want to race with you in the first place and they lost because they wanted to turn when in reality they are just trying to piss you off instead of accepting defeat.
EXAMPLE #1

Porsche Driver: Yo, I raced this one guy in a riced Honda civic and when I clearly got ahead of him, he immediately used the nearest turn.

Friend: He really pulled the loser turn on you, he could not accept defeat.

EXAMPLE # 2

Ricer: Yo I raced this one BMW driver but they won so I immediately used the nearest turn to leave the road, you know, as if to give the message to the BMW driver that I was not really racing them. As if I am saying that I "lost" because I had to turn and the race was unfair because of that.

Friend: Dude, you really did pull the loser turn didn't you?

lose my number 

What you say to someone when they piss you off over text or just don't respond.
*Texting*
Me: "Where do you want to go on our date tomorrow?"
Tony: *Read Yesterday*
Me: "You can lose my number."

STONE COLD LOSER 

A cuck Republican in name only who puts his American constituents last. A multi-millionaire who straps dogs to the roof of his car, keeps binders full of women, and fires his cancer stricken employees so he doesn't have to pay for their health care expenses.
So nice to see RINO Mitt Romney booed off stage at the Utah Republican Convention. They are among the earliest to have figured this guy out, a STONE COLD LOSER!

Losercide 

Losercide is the act of blowing oneself up and killing numerous innocent people.
Usually committed by a wannabe martyr that thinks it will make them an instant hero.
A real martyr is a person who suffers torture, torment, great pain or misery for a long time rather than giving up their beliefs.
After two policemen wrestle a suspect to the ground, and disarm the explosives hidden beneath the individuals clothing, one cop says to the other " I'm glad that Losercide failed."
Losercide by jpg3 October 10, 2010
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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