Losebeard

A rude nickname given usually to men in a suburban area.

This nickname is commonly associated to when a man loses his beard through the act betrayal preformed by a significant other.

A losebeard can also be any form of betrayal as well. This nickname carries over to the emotional realm, and does not strictly itself associate as a physical aspect.

The effects of being a 'losebeard' are immediately followed up by playing depressing music on repeat and over indulging on alcoholic beverages.

A: Hey man, I heard you didn't get invited to that party last night. That sucks, you really missed out.

B(Losebeard): Yeah man, I kinda just sat around and just drank until I was drunk... and then I drank some more.

A: Wow, maybe you should try a little more and maybe you'll get invited for once.

by Agent Jack Swagson January 16, 2015

loseberg

Someone who has the misconception that all women are in love with him, yet is a simple loser in reality.

Bruh, he needs to lay off with Maria, he doesn't have a chance.

Seriously, he's such a loseberg.

by bugheshoy December 16, 2016

longbeard

An older man who may or may not be wise due to his age, but considers himself to have a lot of wisdom to share.

He's a longbeard, pay attention to what he says about relationships.

by SwimmingNaked March 7, 2012

lovebeads

String of large ornate pearls usually used for anal entertainment. Can be used privately in a meeting or in public with friends to avoid boredom.

What are these maltesers doing on a string? No that's Dave's Lovebeads.

by Garry B May 9, 2006

Losehead

Someone who has a head full of lose!

Aw Beeba! I can't believe you did that you LOSEHEAD!

by Jam man 20 January 19, 2008

longbeard

A tom turkey with an exceptionally long beard

I shot a mack daddy longbeard last spring.

by Whackmaster December 28, 2007

Lovebear

Like a promise ring, a lovebear is given till the day the wedding bear(s) walks down the aisle bring us our wedding rings on our special day this is a promise that i will marry you one day!

I bought you a lovebear🥺

by Ilyttmabkwwymm March 17, 2021