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Losebeard 

A rude nickname given usually to men in a suburban area.

This nickname is commonly associated to when a man loses his beard through the act betrayal preformed by a significant other.

A losebeard can also be any form of betrayal as well. This nickname carries over to the emotional realm, and does not strictly itself associate as a physical aspect.

The effects of being a 'losebeard' are immediately followed up by playing depressing music on repeat and over indulging on alcoholic beverages.
A: Hey man, I heard you didn't get invited to that party last night. That sucks, you really missed out.

B(Losebeard): Yeah man, I kinda just sat around and just drank until I was drunk... and then I drank some more.

A: Wow, maybe you should try a little more and maybe you'll get invited for once.
Losebeard by Agent Jack Swagson January 16, 2015
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loseberg 

Someone who has the misconception that all women are in love with him, yet is a simple loser in reality.
Bruh, he needs to lay off with Maria, he doesn't have a chance.

Seriously, he's such a loseberg.
loseberg by bugheshoy December 16, 2016
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longbeard 

An older man who may or may not be wise due to his age, but considers himself to have a lot of wisdom to share.
He's a longbeard, pay attention to what he says about relationships.
longbeard by SwimmingNaked March 7, 2012

lovebeads 

String of large ornate pearls usually used for anal entertainment. Can be used privately in a meeting or in public with friends to avoid boredom.
What are these maltesers doing on a string? No that's Dave's Lovebeads.
lovebeads by Garry B May 9, 2006
Someone who has a head full of lose!
Aw Beeba! I can't believe you did that you LOSEHEAD!
Losehead by Jam man 20 January 19, 2008

longbeard 

A tom turkey with an exceptionally long beard
I shot a mack daddy longbeard last spring.
longbeard by Whackmaster December 28, 2007

Lovebear 

Like a promise ring, a lovebear is given till the day the wedding bear(s) walks down the aisle bring us our wedding rings on our special day this is a promise that i will marry you one day!
I bought you a lovebear🥺
Lovebear by Ilyttmabkwwymm March 17, 2021