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lordemort 

When you laugh so hard that your voice sounds like motley and your face contorts to look like a old man with a wand so basically what a girl name Brigitte and her mom do every time they laughs.
In the kitchen, Brigitte and her mom were seen lordemorting.
lordemort by DePickle November 28, 2017
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Loldemort 

Loldemort is a symbiosis between the world known expression LOL and the world's worst enemy: Voldemort. The outcome is a fierce, awesome and epic expression. Used in extremely funny situations only. The expression loldemort will reach world domination in some years, true story.
"dang, that was sooo loldemort"

Haha, loldemort !

Your brother said, "Damn, that's so stupid". Then I say, "Yeah, that's so LOLDEMORT!"

You are such a Loldemort!
Loldemort by Siv Mensen/Supernam January 12, 2011

Loldemort 

When you laugh so hard that you metamorphasise into a creepy old man with a wand (voldamort)
Knock knock
Whos there?
Intereupting cow
Interuptin...
MOOOOO!!!!!

LOLDEMORT!

more at www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz
Loldemort by loldemort!! March 5, 2009

lordworthy 

Something of high quality, originated from the members of the Kent County Crewused in the north kent area.
check it out I got sum lordworthy gear here.
lordworthy by Ben Laden est.1987 November 29, 2004

Loldemort 

A mixture of the Acronym 'LOL' and the dark lord's name... Voldemort! Used to express amusement in a geeky Harry Potter way.Expect high usage around the release of Deathly Hallows part 1 and 2, especially when voldy himself dies.
Florence- isn't it funny when you replace the word 'wand' with 'willy' in Harry Potter books? 'I've got an unbeatable willy, come and have a go if you think you're hard enough'

Alice: LOLDEMORT!!!
Loldemort by FlorencePartridge November 29, 2010

loldemort 

This can be used as both a noun or as a verb; as a noun, it's a laugh so evil that it casts a spell (and a pretty good one, far as I can tell).

As a verb, it is the act of laughing so hard that some sort of magic flies out from your mouth, nose, fingertips, etc.
"If you don't stop showing me "Man Getting Hit by Football" I might have to give a loldemort!"

He loldemorted so hard he left a charred spot of ashes where the corner grocery store used to be.
loldemort by J Money For Three March 12, 2010

loldemort 

a harry potter twist on the infamous 'lol'. can be said online or in person.
LOLDEMORT.
loldemort by ggrrss June 18, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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