Top definition
Lord dortis will devour any edible food item in his path. He loves using big adjectives and being the manager. Here are some of his most classic scriptures

“Are you going to eat that” dortis 11.2.23
“The leafs suck” dortis 7.11.42
Lord dortis loves getting paid to wipe the elderly.
by OGlover21 November 22, 2019
Get the mug
Get a Lord dortis mug for your dog Nathalie.
Apr 20 Word of the Day
A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
Get the mug
Get a Jazz Cabbage mug for your buddy Larisa.