The ecstatic sensation some people experience when taking the prescription medication Lortab. A combination of the drug name Lortab and the word euphoria.
I took a Lortab about an hour ago and I have a great case of loraphoria.
Phobia of loans, describing someone who's afraid of being in debt, poverty or making a loan.
Girlfriend: you can't even buy a handbag for me using your credit card, you are such a loanphobia loser.
Me: Yes, I am a loanphobia. I have enough of your luxury life built on my pain which I get cold calls from banks every hour because my account balance is always 0.
The AD: "Love goes 0 when transaction cut, so get your loan now before she was headhunted by your bestie."
As you see, loanphobia sent you away from your obsessed one but also saved you from being a simp.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.