lopsters

A pair of Lopsided Boobs.

Wow dude, that lady's got some Real lopsters! >.<

by Rarz January 14, 2008

vag lobsters

A term used to describe particularly large and prominent lice of the pubic region on a woman. See also: crabs

"I was about to go down on this girl but then I came up with a mouthful of vag lobsters"

by Sgt pussyface September 8, 2017

lobsters

Phoebe Buffay's theory that lobsters link claws and mate for life.

The person you are supposed to be with the rest of your life.

Phoebe: (in reference to Ross and Rachel) hang in there, it's gonna happen
Ross: Okay, now how do you know that?
Phoebe: Because she's your lobster.. come on your guys, it's a known fact that lobsters fall in love and mate for life. ... you can actually see old lobster couples walking around their tank holding claws

by ohitssunny February 28, 2010

Lobstersoap

A bunch of faggots doing things that aren't funny...ever.

Adam: Dude, have you been on lobstersoap recently?

David: Yeah man. The shit sucks and really, those faggots should choke on a cock.

by Tum ta terp a too December 27, 2010

labia lobsters

pubic lice or crabs

I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.

by unitpro1 January 1, 2010

lopster

when a lobster pinches your cock and u like it and then u start fucking him

we need to stop going to the beach, you always lopster

by Kermitlover3040 March 30, 2022

mexican love lobsters

A couple vacationing in Mexico who get sunburned to a crisp and are laid up in their room for the rest of their trip.

While in Puerta Valarta, John and Becky, in their hotel bed, realized they were mexican love lobsters.

by Wally the Water Spider January 16, 2016