labia lobsters

pubic lice or crabs

I went down on this bitch last night. When I looked in the mirror this morning, I had her labia lobsters in my eyebrows.

by unitpro1 January 02, 2010

swimming devils

sperm cells that are present in semen

She was such a slut. I blew my wad in her mouth and she gagged it down, swimming devils and all.

by unitpro1 January 02, 2010

elephant paw

noun: last resort description for a woman's crotch area when "camel toe" or "moose knuckle" won't do.

"Camel toe, moose knuckle? That bitch's got a fuckin elephant paw. I bet her pussy's so big that you'd have to strap a board to your ass so you won't fall in!"

by unitpro1 January 02, 2010

procast

verb: to strongly put forth or exclaim a belief or view in a verbal exchange

Look motherfucker, I'm sick as shit of you coming in here and procasting your bullshit. Now get the fuck out.

by unitpro1 January 02, 2010

lead vitamin

noun: Rifle or handgun bullet.

That Osama Bin Laden is a crazy son of a bitch. I'm gonna go over to Pakisatn and give that fucker a lead vitamin in the head.

by unitpro1 January 02, 2010