lopsided

When a girl's breast is larger than the other.

Dude, look at that girl in that bikini.. she's lopsided.

by duke of ass August 28, 2006

lopsided

lukes girlfriends face

lukes girlfriend

by sux to be u April 6, 2004

Lopsided

Getting drunk as all fucks!

Tommy: What are you up to tonight?

Drew: getting lopsided with the boys!

by tigerhback30 November 18, 2015

lopsided slummy

when you get 2 gummies that are connected to each other in a pack

i got a lopsided slummy

by lopsidedslummy April 1, 2021

Lopsided Dinner

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.

I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.

by discoloredreasoning June 21, 2019

lopsided swastika

A position often used in intercourse with a quadraplegic. This position involves the quadraplegic being spun like a bayblade on ones penis, this then moves their arms in the shape of a lopsided swastika.

1: "I got a black eye last night giving becky a lopsided swastika"
2: "Yo, thats a beepus!"

by Jozhu4Weaton March 29, 2021

Lopsided Autobot

The one true threat to the dominance of limecat.

The clock spider is dead! Long live Lopsided Autobot!

by Sadatay November 23, 2004