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1. A single loose cigarette you purchase from a sketchy convenience/corner store that is almost always ran by indians/ Pakistanies/Muslims, etc.

2. A loose vagina
1.

"Hey Bill, can you grab me a loose one while you're out?"

2.

"Don't get with her, she's got a real loose one!"
Loose one by Bmore_Babe December 3, 2023
Words you can keep

fiddling a loose one 

when you give someone with whiskey dick a hand job to try to get it up, but of course, they have whiskey dick, so you can't get it up. so the penis just kind of flops around while you fiddle with it. the worst thing that can happen to a drunk and horny individual.
Girl 1: "Man, Casey had whiskey dick, so I was fiddling a loose one for a while"
Girl 2: "Dude that sucks...sorry you didn't get it in!"
fiddling a loose one by theOGfiddler69 September 23, 2017

A loose one 

When in a scenario where everyone is naked (usually in locker room or the showers), and you stick your finger in their butthole when they look away.
Hey Mike, let's give the newbie a loose one
A loose one by Briskly April 21, 2019

lose one's cool 

Not staying cool and in control. The opposite is to keep one's cool.
Don't lose your cool, man!

One will fail if one lose one's cool.

loose ones 

single cigarettes sold largely in inner city communities (the term originated in baltimore, maryland) by young men. outside the corner store or at a train station is usually where these boys slang their shit.

young man: ayyo, i got dem loose ones hea, loose ones yo
customer: young man, lemme get tew of dose
loose ones by Lester Freamon November 7, 2007

lose one's shit 

To have a complete mental and physical breakdown as a result of someone's jackassery or assholery.
When I mentioned I wanted to become a woman, my girlfriend totally lost her shit.

Good grief, if you kids don't stop with this jackassery, I'm going to lose my shit!
lose one's shit by groovygrrl October 13, 2004

Lose one's ass 

Do so bad that you lose even what's impossible to lose, your ass.

In the Old West people used to bet their ass (donkey) in gambling and lose it, so that’s where this saying started.
We lost our ass on that game.

If this presentation doesn't go well I'll lose my ass!

To lose one's ass is to lose all.
Lose one's ass by kloon882 April 28, 2019
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