Those who can be picked up for sex due to there preference for men advocating "hip" environmental causes.
Me: "Hey do you support saving the loons?"
Girl: "Oh my god, I didn't even know they were endangered"
Me: "Wanna go fuck"
Girl: "Totally"
Me: "Fuckin loonatics"
Someone who goes totally bonkers from hearing da haunting trilling calls of a common aquatic bird.
Norman Thayer acts kinda weird on several occasions throughout dafamous "On Golden Pond" movie; I wonder if this is due to da first stages of his becoming a loonatic?
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.