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The cutest, the kindest, the most awesome. Its sad no one really knows though...
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Lonneke why yuh suh quiet?
lonneke by rouge_cupcakes October 18, 2017
Words you can keep
Lonneke is the most beautyfull and bestfriend you can wish xx sterre
Lonneke is bae
lonneke by S_V February 24, 2017
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Lonneke is the most beautyfull girl in the word and the most bestfriend you can wish xxx sterre
I'm feeling like a princes, I'm feeling like Lonneke
Lonneke by S_V February 24, 2017
A beautiful girl, often very talented. Will be shy and not believe the truth about her stunning good looks.
WOW Lanneke.
Lanneke by El Blakeo October 18, 2008

Lonnered 

To get drunk and/or cross faded til the point where you not only are forcibly and medically restrained but also induce crying and/or disgust from the people around you.
Person 1 Did see shamadam and shmatt at the last after party?
Person 2 Oh yeah man they were totally lonnered
Lonnered by ninjasaywat June 5, 2011
The most beautiful girl in the world. She be getting niggas When you kiss her you get goose bumps everywhere . She cares for EVERYONE. When you hug her u go to heaven. LOVES HER FRIENDS TO THE END. Catches feelings easily.Make a party lit!
Jake- lets invite Lonnee the party would be lit if she there
Lonnee by Alex Robert October 27, 2019
A girl that deserves her name on a cup.
"Have you met Lenneke?"
"Yes! She totally deserves her name on a cup!"
"Word!"
Lenneke by hjepesen January 14, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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