Lonnered

To get drunk and/or cross faded til the point where you not only are forcibly and medically restrained but also induce crying and/or disgust from the people around you.

Person 1 Did see shamadam and shmatt at the last after party?
Person 2 Oh yeah man they were totally lonnered

by ninjasaywat June 5, 2011

Lonner

this a ship with lizzie who lovesss this boy named Conner

lizzie kissed linus and now Lonner broke up

by rubix cube nerd January 24, 2023

A Lonners

'Doing a Lonners' is where you fall on your ass and everyone laughs at you :) Yaaay!

(Btw, this is unoffensive to the girl in question, she knows it's true :))

*girl falls over*
*everyone laughs*
small kid in the front: you just did a lonners!

by Riot Steph October 18, 2008

Lonner (Lonnor)

A ship in which a random girl named Lizzie is in deep love for a really cool mandude named Conner.

Lizzie kissed Linus, and then Lonner (Lonnor) sadly broke up :(

by Woahy February 22, 2023

George R Lonner

A man who is fully devoted to Melissa Meyers. No other woman ever has & never will give him mind blowing orgasms like she does, they are made for each other & he will love her until the end of time.

George R Lonner will love Melissa I Meyers forever, until the end of time!

by HunnyBee81 May 3, 2023

Lonner

A ship in which a random girl named Lizzie is in deep love for a really cool mandude named Conner.

Lizzie kissed Linus and then Lonner sadly broke up :(

by Woahy February 22, 2023

George R. Lonner

1. A sexy man who is fully devoted to Melissa I. Meyers.

2. The other half of Melissa I. Meyers

3. A man who frequently gives lady boners to Melissa I. Meyers

George R. Lonner is going to be with Melissa I. Meyers forever & ever, till the end of time.
So BACK OFF BITCHES, HE'S MINE!

by HunnyBee81 May 4, 2023