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Of or pertaining to misfortune.

Variations include:
lon
lonning
lonnie
lonning around (completely different meaning)
1. Gerry and Gerry got lonned when they were traveling on the way to the "thing" and they got lost in the desert and Gerry ended up killing the other Gerry.
lonned by Roost3r July 8, 2005
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Longed off 

Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.
I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.
Longed off by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019
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The cutest, the kindest, the most awesome. Its sad no one really knows though...
#jamaican #female
Lonneke why yuh suh quiet?
lonneke by rouge_cupcakes October 18, 2017
"Andy nobody in our gan digs movies and books the way I do. For a while there, I thought I was the only person in the world that did. So I loned it."
-The Outsiders, S.E. Hinton
loned by Lilian Liu May 14, 2006
A person named Linned is usually shy at first but when you get to know them they can be very talkative. They can be very indecisive, take everything to the extreme, and are can be very complicated.They can make people laugh, but can sometimes offend people, when they don't mean too. But they are still fun to hang with. They usually have brown eyes and brown hair. You can't really relay on them in certain things. They usually get influenced by others. Linneds can be cruel. Many people will judge a Linned because they may appear mean,but when you get to know them they are nice, caring, and sweet. Linneds would not back down when they know their right.
1)If you have a problem and you go to a Linned they won't mind comforting you.

2) Linneds will make a joke such as your breath smells like onions and annoy you, without them knowing it hurt you inside.

3)If you argue about a topic with a Linned and they don't believe in what you say they well say anything to make what they believe right.
linned by mannnnnnnny May 16, 2014
this a ship with lizzie who lovesss this boy named Conner
lizzie kissed linus and now Lonner broke up
Lonner by rubix cube nerd January 24, 2023

longed out

When somone or something you're waiting on just takes so long and you're getting so impatient, you're being longed out.
I got so longed out by my dealer, was waiting for time last night.
Bruv, swear down don't long me out, you better be here by 9.
longed out by don96 May 27, 2016
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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