Definitions by Moonrunner47

Essex

Essex, a county in England.

Home of the strutting cuckold.

He's from Essex and that's his wife.

Essex by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019

FEZ

FEZ (Abbreviation): Flesh Eating Zombie

A slur used by vegans against (non thinking) meat eaters.

Typical FEZ.

At 2:30 pm the town is full of FEZ

FEZ by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019

Longed off 

Effective cancellation through continuous (seemingly small) postponements.

I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.

I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.

Longed off by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019

Nocebo 

Harmful version of placebo.

A psychosomatic detrimental effect on one's health.

He was wrongly diagnosed with cancer and given 6 months to live. He died but he didn't have cancer, the cause of death was nocebo.

Nocebo by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019

Depression 

A reasonable psychological response to the reality of humanity.

The starving children, pointless wars and general insanity of it all demands depression in all but the insane.

Depression by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019