longtoe

The art of waiting until your victim is asleep (usually due to copius alcohol consumption etc) before stealthily cutting off the toes of their socks so when said victim awakens from their slumbers and go to pull up their socks there whole foot goes through leading to the amusement of others and confusion of victim.

"I got Long-toed at a party last night"

"Check it out Big Dave is asleep lets go longtoe him"

"Long-toed a Belter!!!"

"Quick get the scissors and we will Longtoe Sven before he wakes up!"

longtoe by Lori and Natalie October 25, 2007

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Longtermgevity

A made up word overheard on the Amtrack train traveling from Sacramento to San Francisco. It combines two terms that essentially mean the same thing; "Long Term" and "Longevity".

Guy on other end of cell phone: John, what do you think about the new marketing plan?
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Well, Ray. I really like it. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: I'm sorry...WHAT??
Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: I said I like it, Ray. I think it gives us real longtermgevity!

Guy on other end of cell phone: Ummm..I'm not sure what you mean.

Guy on Amtrack with phone on speaker: Really? That's funny. I thought you were a wordsmith.

Longtermgevity by Willis Kwok June 12, 2016