longmire

A man with a small dick and lost his virginity to his dig it an old man

I caught longmire sucking dick.

by Jeff with a big dick December 01, 2017

max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com

max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!

by bassproshop May 31, 2015

Longmired

getting friend-zoned

Man, Dave got longmired so hard that women send him nudes for approval before they send them to their boyfriends.

by Cataclysmalism November 28, 2014