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max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com
max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!
max longmire by bassproshop June 2, 2015
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Longmore 

‘Longmore’ is an uncommon second name that is commonly referred to as iconic. It was originally an American name but now is popular in places like Ireland,France and England. Longmore’s are usually referred to as ‘beautiful’ and ‘stunning’ and are compared to people such as Kendall Jenner, Natailia Dyer and Alissa Violet.
Wow she’s so pretty she’s definitely a Longmore
Longmore by ~ VioleT August 5, 2018

longmore 

a very wild crazy octopous, who generally wants to rap his tenticles around everyone. is a very big fan of the wetness
o stop being such an longmore
longmore by mirish099 November 28, 2009

Longmired 

Man, Dave got longmired so hard that women send him nudes for approval before they send them to their boyfriends.
Longmired by Cataclysmalism November 28, 2014

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
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