Longmired

getting friend-zoned

Man, Dave got longmired so hard that women send him nudes for approval before they send them to their boyfriends.

by Cataclysmalism November 28, 2014

Longered

this is not a word but i strongly believe that longered should be a form of longer as lengthen is a dumb word and its hard to spell. so essentially longered is lengthen but cooler. so start saying longered instead of lengthen.

it might be better if we longered the school day instead of shortening it

by imsleepdeprived December 14, 2018

max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com

max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!

by bassproshop June 2, 2015

Longmore

‘Longmore’ is an uncommon second name that is commonly referred to as iconic. It was originally an American name but now is popular in places like Ireland,France and England. Longmore’s are usually referred to as ‘beautiful’ and ‘stunning’ and are compared to people such as Kendall Jenner, Natailia Dyer and Alissa Violet.

Wow she’s so pretty she’s definitely a Longmore

by ~ VioleT August 5, 2018

longbirds

a British slang term referring to a very attractive girl with a nice body.

I saw these two thick longbirds walking through the commons today,they looked like they put out quite a bit.

by C-man dou January 6, 2008

longmore

a very wild crazy octopous, who generally wants to rap his tenticles around everyone. is a very big fan of the wetness

o stop being such an longmore

by mirish099 November 28, 2009

longmire

A man with a small dick and lost his virginity to his dig it an old man

I caught longmire sucking dick.

by Jeff with a big dick December 1, 2017