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max longmire

ex lover of taliah, loves apples and has long spaghetti hair, he eats apples before every finals game. all girls wanna pour spaghetti sauce on his hair and eat it with some apples, his mom is the bomb.com

max longmire has an ex lover named taliah
she poured spaghetti sauce on his hair and ate it!

by bassproshop June 2, 2015

MAX

BIGGEST HOMO IN THE WORLD

MAX YOU ARE SO HOMO

by bassproshop June 2, 2015

lax

it is life...

lax

by bassproshop June 2, 2015