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A longman is typically an individual who chooses to elongate a particular task for the purposes of irritation or general ignorance of surroundings. This keeps with a popular emerging British tradition to add man or similar as a suffix to a regular verb to form a compound word such as 'fuckboy, wasteman, roadman'.

In Lehman's terms a longman is a man/women who takes overly long at any given situation with total disregard for responsibility.
'Longman' Luke: Sup man we still meeting for 9 later?
Jack: We said 7 mate , me and James are already heading to the pub
Luke: Sorry mate Im just chilling at the moment i cant get a lift until later
Jack: Stop being a 'longman' and walk you lazy ball bag
Longman by Onyxspected420 July 14, 2016
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the act of ejeculating inside a sailor's bloody anus.
last night i gave scott a longman.
Longman by Rachel Castillo July 1, 2008
He is the perfect example of a Longman
Longman by sbcmbr July 20, 2016

The Longman Swallow 

1) What the missionary position is called in Cockermouth, England.

2) When you put your dick in her mouth and finger her at the same time.
I went to Cockermouth and laid this british freak on her back and gave her The Longman Swallow!

She loves The Longman Swallow.
The Longman Swallow by Poud-Cake March 16, 2010

Thomas Longman 

An amazing person who doesnt think they are as smart or funny as they actually are bc they are completley wrong about themself. If you find a "thomas longman" hold on to them and dont let go as you'll regret it if you do.
Thomas Longman is way nicer than he gives himself credit for.
Thomas Longman by jejeejeeeee December 24, 2022

Shreya Longman 

She is an amazing person.

I believe in Shreya Longman supremacy
Shreya Longman>others
No cap here
Shreya Longman is the besttt
A guy who is known to be willing to shoot people , at a price or for free, without mercy or discrimination. The word is indigenous to the london criminal underground network.
"Oi you man I got beef, its looking like imma have to holla at Larry the lengman to come and leng these clowns up".
lengman by Ttotal April 1, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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