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Longkang Secondary School 

Longkang Secondary School is a very nice school. It has no teachers and you only need to catch smoll fishy fishy to graduate. Sadly there is no wifi i mean its a longkang duh. So yeah overall its a good school and i hope to see students coming to this school. If you pass PSLE you can oso come here. If you did badly its okay you can also come. There is no Express, NA and NT. And there is no school fees ;) everything is free of charge
I will be going to longkang secondary school tomorrow with my best friends to catch smoll fishy fishy

Longkang Secondary School 

Longkang Sec is a nice school that is in the Longkang obviously. There are no teachers and all you have to do to graduate is just catch smoll fishy fishy. Sadly i dont think there is wifi there i mean its a longkang, duh. It is located at Yishun ;). Go find it yourself at Google maps
Today us my first day at LONGKANG SECONDARY SCHOOL and i cannit wait to see my friends

longmang 

someone who always takes ages to do anything.

the ruin-er of plans.
Rob, stop being a longmang! you're already 40 minutes late!
longmang by jus jammin April 9, 2010

longwanger 

the food of those who love the nizzle

the inferior species cannot reproduce without sitting on one

Faggots eat them
Blow my longwanger you fuckin cunt assed virgin bitch
longwanger by anonymous May 25, 2004

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026