The shipping of the best couple in the entire world. They love each other even when they hate each other. They’ve grown up together. They’re each other’s first love. They’re soulmates. They are forever.
by Intelligent hooman May 30, 2020
Get the longado mug.A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.
Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"
Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"
Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"
Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"
Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"
by weezarc May 15, 2010
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• Longaround
• longdog after a bitch
A mix between longganisa, a sweet or garlicky sausage found in the Philippines, and a hotdog.
Could be used as a euphemism for penis.
Could be used as a euphemism for penis.
by Diethster February 14, 2021
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by TheRealKizu July 31, 2020
Get the longgadog mug.by Mezzaj March 30, 2017
Get the Longadong mug.A common spanish last name, given to families who care a lot about their loved ones like their girlfriends, wives etc.
You'll be heaps lucky if you were to meet one, or even more if you were with one.
You'll be heaps lucky if you were to meet one, or even more if you were with one.
Woman 1: Do you know _____ Longalong?
Woman 2: Yeah, he's awesome!
Woman 1: I wish i knew him so he can spoil me.
Woman 2: Yeah, he's awesome!
Woman 1: I wish i knew him so he can spoil me.
by BioCaution July 6, 2011
Get the longalong mug.When Harry found out he won the lottery, he quit his job and took off like a longdog after a bitch to collect his winnings.
A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)
Bitch is a female dog.
A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)
Bitch is a female dog.
by Moonmanphoto October 8, 2013
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