longado 

The shipping of the best couple in the entire world. They love each other even when they hate each other. They’ve grown up together. They’re each other’s first love. They’re soulmates. They are forever.

Longado is such a cute couple. I want to be like Longado!

longado by Intelligent hooman May 30, 2020

Longdongtinitus 

A rare hereditary condition that unfortunately has no cure. It affects the ability of the sufferer to move around quickly and wear tighty whities. It is also known to instigate "peeking" among other males while using public urinals. Consequently if you are infected with Longdongtinitus, most of your sexual partners might need to be taken to the emergency room after penetration.

Dirk - "Just got back from the Pediatric Gynecologist today and I have some bad news, I've been diagnosed with Longdongtinitus"

Dumb Slut - "Oh nooooo, what are you going to do?"

Dirk - "Just drink this ruffie colada and I'll show you"

Longdongtinitus by weezarc May 15, 2010

longgadog

A mix between longganisa, a sweet or garlicky sausage found in the Philippines, and a hotdog.

Could be used as a euphemism for penis.

Hey, eat my longgadog! - Manny Pacquiao's stalker account, supposedly

longgadog by Diethster February 14, 2021

longgadog

A made-up word for penis

Person: Hey, wanna eat my longgadog?

longgadog by TheRealKizu July 31, 2020

Longadong 

When something is an extreme effort.

Waiting to return home from Germany is longadong.

Longadong by Mezzaj March 30, 2017

longalong 

A common spanish last name, given to families who care a lot about their loved ones like their girlfriends, wives etc.

You'll be heaps lucky if you were to meet one, or even more if you were with one.

Woman 1: Do you know _____ Longalong?
Woman 2: Yeah, he's awesome!
Woman 1: I wish i knew him so he can spoil me.

longalong by BioCaution July 6, 2011

longdog after a bitch 

To proceed with something right away; in a hurry.

When Harry found out he won the lottery, he quit his job and took off like a longdog after a bitch to collect his winnings.

A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)

Bitch is a female dog.

longdog after a bitch by Moonmanphoto October 8, 2013