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Londotani 

Londotani means care in Tshivenda language
I deeply londotani you
Londotani by Lolo200215!!** November 22, 2021
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londotani 

Londotani means care
I deeply londotani for you
londotani by Lolo200215!!** November 22, 2021

londonistan

The term for London, the capital of england, used by a french newspaper in reference to its radical islamist community. (use has become much more mainstream since the 7th and 21st july attacks)
London is now commonly referred to as "Londonistan" - a word used several times in different papers.
londonistan by esra August 23, 2005

Londonize 

For something beautiful to slowly decay.
Oh no! She's becoming londonized!
Londonize by Sami45 August 10, 2020

Londoning 

The act of shanking/stabbing someone in northern the United Kingdom
Person 1: Ahoy bruv, would you like to go londoning?
Person 2: Sorry chap, but my londoning days are long over, I see it as a rather bit cringe mate
Londoning by Mozzarella Pizza March 25, 2022
a mildly derogatory slang used to refer to Bangladeshi-Britons, especially those Bangladeshi-Britons of Sylheti descent. They speak Bengali horribly with thick Sylheti accents and those born and brought up in the U.K. usually speak English as well with a very thick accent. Their English dialect depends on the region of U.K. they are brought up in. All Londoni families own a restaurant which serve Indian cuisine and is a hub for providing jobs to their newly-arrived relatives from Sylhet who have decided to stay back illegaly.

These people try to give an impression of being really rich and well off to their Bangladeshi friends and relatives and think they are really of a higher class with more status and cooler than them just because they live in England, when in reality they are a bunch of jokes who neither the British nor the Bangladeshis really give a shit about. They have horrible sense of style and have no clue what big idiots other people think they are.

Note: This in no way applies to Bangladeshis living in other countries like the United States or Canada where the Bangladeshis living are actually sophisticated and educated unlike their British counterparts.
Half of Britons today are Londonis!

That londoni chick speaks Bengali so bad. My fart sounds nicer.
Londoni by G--Money April 7, 2007

landotarian 

someone who eats food from land. not from the water.
waitor: would u like fish?
dude: no, i am a landotarian
landotarian by sassypants70198 December 20, 2010
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