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Laugh out loud my fucking ass off.
John: "I love you."

Kate "Aww, you too babe."

John "Lolmfao, sike."
Kate "-___-"
The abbreviations of "LOL" and "LMFAO" fused together for the ultimate peak of comedy
LOLMFAO That was the funniest thing ever
LOLMFAO by Peanutcheese October 4, 2020

LOLMFAOWTFOMGBBQWOWKBYEZZ 

Most commonly used during finals week with an insurmountable quantity of work left to be done. Usually expressing death in a humorous way.

factors of death include but not limited to: acknowledging the fact that the ratio between time spent studying and actual content retained has no direct correlation time spent studying > information retained.

The last can of red bull / monster / energy drink of choice.
Hoping to 'accidentally' fall down a hill of slippery dirt and sharp rocks praying that your neck is broken only to realize they'll still make you take the test.

The often mind wander: sometimes about food but mainly about killing yourself.
LOLMFAOWTFOMGBBQWOWKBYEZZ, FML.
lolfyloom is a bunny that kinda looks like a cat but not really , if you find a lolyfloom then take all her cookies away and run. she will chase you but just keep running, SHE IS A CANIBAL SHE EATS POTATOES BE CAREFUL. don't forget to giver her a hug
loly why did you steal my cookies?

LOLY SPIT THE POTATO!!!

(we love you lolyfloom)
lolyfloom by sorada July 3, 2019
1.acronym for loudly obnoxiously laugh my funky argonauts off
2.branching out from lol and rofl (sorta) and lmao and lmfao and stuff. u catch my drift
3.i invented it no wonder it's not here
lolmfao Two Girls and a Cup is awesome why do people keep saying it's nasty it's not that bad
lolmfao by the Rownak that is 3000 December 16, 2008

LOLMFAOMGED 

Laugh out loud my fucking ass off my god effing dammit.
tyler: EMP
hari: LOLMFAOMGED
LOLMFAOMGED by holyemp May 30, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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