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Laughing Out Loud, Pissing My Pants

(Can also be used with LMAO and ROLF)
Kalen: I cut too deep in the box
Corey: That's What HE Said!!!
Willem: LOLPMP
LOLPMP by Rise from the Ashes June 6, 2009
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LOLympics 

When a joke or comment causes many peoplz to LOL.




person - what did the 0 say to the 8 ?

Group - ?

person - nice belt

Group - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ( <- LOLympics )
LOLympics by lolnipple October 9, 2008

lolpaper 

computer desktop wallpaper which induces lulz
I typically apply lolpaper to Matthew's computer when he leaves it unattended.
lolpaper by bleeblaow April 15, 2008

Lolympics 

When something occurs during the Olympics or any other sporting event that is deemed universally funny yet perhaps a little taboo to laugh at. Epic fails, silly sporting wear, outright ridiculous commentaries that cause peels of "Lolympics".
News Presenter: "Today Boris Johnson Major of London got stuck on a zipwire in an awareness raising event for London 2012 Olympics in East London. He hung suspended in midair for over five minutes. The Prime Minister, David Cameron described the day as a great success."

Viewers: "Lolympics"
Lolympics by dollymix6 August 1, 2012
Acronym for "Laughing out loud, touch my penis"

Commonly used by creepers on Myspace who try yo abduct your kids.
Girl: jus textn w/ frans
Man: cool yer cute
Girl: becky fell on her face

Man: loltmp
loltmp by CH0MPZZZZ May 10, 2009
All the fun of lolipops without the i. Pronounced LAWL-POP. Its like a lolipop of lols. :)
joke "why do cows wear bells?" Why? "because their horns don't work." response - "LOLPOP"
lolpop by Ty Moss February 14, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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