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lolpmp, means "laughing out loud, peeing my pants"

"i tripped and i hit my groin"

by Ricardo Cano January 10, 2007
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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Laughing Out Loud, Pissing My Pants

(Can also be used with LMAO and ROLF)
Kalen: I cut too deep in the box
Corey: That's What HE Said!!!
Willem: LOLPMP
by Rise from the Ashes June 05, 2009
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