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Laughing Out Loud, Pissing My Pants

(Can also be used with LMAO and ROLF)
Kalen: I cut too deep in the box
Corey: That's What HE Said!!!
Willem: LOLPMP
LOLPMP by Rise from the Ashes June 6, 2009
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LOLympics 

When a joke or comment causes many peoplz to LOL.
person - what did the 0 say to the 8 ?

Group - ?

person - nice belt

Group - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ( <- LOLympics )
LOLympics by lolnipple October 9, 2008

lolpaper 

computer desktop wallpaper which induces lulz
I typically apply lolpaper to Matthew's computer when he leaves it unattended.
lolpaper by bleeblaow April 15, 2008

Lolympics 

When something occurs during the Olympics or any other sporting event that is deemed universally funny yet perhaps a little taboo to laugh at. Epic fails, silly sporting wear, outright ridiculous commentaries that cause peels of "Lolympics".
News Presenter: "Today Boris Johnson Major of London got stuck on a zipwire in an awareness raising event for London 2012 Olympics in East London. He hung suspended in midair for over five minutes. The Prime Minister, David Cameron described the day as a great success."

Viewers: "Lolympics"
Lolympics by dollymix6 August 1, 2012
Acronym for "Laughing out loud, touch my penis"

Commonly used by creepers on Myspace who try yo abduct your kids.
Girl: jus textn w/ frans
Man: cool yer cute
Girl: becky fell on her face

Man: loltmp
loltmp by CH0MPZZZZ May 10, 2009
All the fun of lolipops without the i. Pronounced LAWL-POP. Its like a lolipop of lols. :)
joke "why do cows wear bells?" Why? "because their horns don't work." response - "LOLPOP"
lolpop by Ty Moss February 14, 2009
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026

Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026

pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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