LOLPIP

Acronym which stands for:Laughing Out Loud Pooping In Pants or Laughing Out Loud Peeing In Pants, etc.Internet slang for something so funny, you laugh hard enough to poop or pee your pants (literally or figuratively speaking).Funnier than LMAO,ROFL, and ROFLMAO.When you're literally pissing yourself, you know it's funny.Mostly girls under the age of 18 do this, but it can happen to ANYONE.

Me:So the other day I was telling a hilarious story, and can you guess what Kaylee did?
Steph:What?
Me:She straight Lolpip'd right in front of me.
Steph:Figures.She thinks everything's funny.
Me:So did I when I was 15!

on facebook chat:
Me:Mr. Tinkles got caught in a plastic bag and is freakishly running around the house like a bat outta hell again.Dumb cat!He's freaking out---oh wait, he got free.Guess you could say 'the cat's out of the bag'.lol!

Kaylee:(awkward pause)...Oh I get it.LOLPIP!!!!:D

Me:ew.how mature.

LOLPIP by asherly_likes_scissors June 10, 2010

lollipoped 

When someone hacks your Facebook account and logs a stupid post. Classics include: "Does anyone have a lollipop?" and "I like poop".

Hey man, what's up with that post?

Damn... Not again. My brother grabbed my iPhone lollipoped me.

lollipoped by Xluthru April 13, 2011

lollipops and fancy pants 

The most coveted acquisitions of men who believe they are very deserving, special boys. Materialistic, phony sycophants will literally kiss the ass of anyone who they think might be superior to them or have something to offer in the hopes that they will eventually be rewarded the highest prizes of them all - plenty of 'candy', and high-end designer clothing.
However, like the old carrot-on-a-stick adage, they remain in constant pursuit of bigger lollipops to suck on and fancier pants to wear - never satisfied, never sated, but always sucking, sucking, sucking.

Proving that no lollipops are sweet enough, nor any pants in the world fancy enough to mend a human heart.

Person 1: "That guy is literally the most simpering, superficial fuck on the planet, what's his deal?"
Person 2: "He's sucked a lot of figurative and even some actual dick just so he can have his lollipops and fancy pants"

lollipops and fancy pants by CinnamonBear June 7, 2019

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows 

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows is a song made by Leslie Gore that anyone could like, well unless you are a Norwegian communist that wears a red hoodie, wears a Band-Aid on his face, has Horn-like Hair, and is obsessed with Giant robots, then you would be pissed why its playing.

Edd: Where's Tord?
Tom: I blasted Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows and he ran away from the house.

Sunshine Lollipops and Rainbows by Worse than JJ March 28, 2020

Fat man's lollipop 

A pizza cutter that has cheese and toppings on it from cutting a pizza.

Frankie licked his fat man's lollipop after cutting his pizza.

Fat man's lollipop by jonesypeace January 7, 2012

Hop the Lollipop

The sexual position where the woman is on top.

My gf and I were going at it last night when she suddenly decided to hop the lollipop. I ain't complaining.

Hop the Lollipop by rolios4mybunghole October 4, 2018

ass lollipop 

When you stick a lollipop in ones asshole and swirl it around than removing and sticking the lollipop in your mouth or your partners.

Damn that girl took that ass lollipop like a champ!

ass lollipop by Jessica Beotch February 11, 2015