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loltmp

Acronym for "Laughing out loud, touch my penis"

Commonly used by creepers on Myspace who try yo abduct your kids.
Girl: jus textn w/ frans
Man: cool yer cute
Girl: becky fell on her face

Man: loltmp
by CH0MPZZZZ May 10, 2009
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LOLTMB

haha, thats funny. LOLTMB
by Billy Bob Chabot April 9, 2007
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lolpmp

lolpmp, means "laughing out loud, peeing my pants"
"i tripped and i hit my groin"

LOLPMP!!!
by Ricardo Cano January 11, 2007
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LOLympics

When a joke or comment causes many peoplz to LOL.
person - what did the 0 say to the 8 ?

Group - ?

person - nice belt

Group - LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ( <- LOLympics )
by lolnipple October 9, 2008
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Lolympics

When something occurs during the Olympics or any other sporting event that is deemed universally funny yet perhaps a little taboo to laugh at. Epic fails, silly sporting wear, outright ridiculous commentaries that cause peels of "Lolympics".
News Presenter: "Today Boris Johnson Major of London got stuck on a zipwire in an awareness raising event for London 2012 Olympics in East London. He hung suspended in midair for over five minutes. The Prime Minister, David Cameron described the day as a great success."

Viewers: "Lolympics"
by dollymix6 August 1, 2012
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loltm

wow! ha ha! loltm!
by someone11111111111111111111 December 21, 2010
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loltipmp

The not so short but still true: Laugh Out Loud Til I Peed My Pants. This phrase is missed used too often and incorrectly. Seriously how often does an adult laugh hard enough for this to happen, excluding my ex wife when some one I know now meets her and tells her what a great guy I are? Come-on counts the times scroll the pictures thru your mind. Never, never, never. Aussie slang version: loltipm Laugh Out Loud Til I Pissed Meself
When he said he was a Clipper fan i loltipmp
She said he was a great guy and i loltipmp
(the exception proving the definition)
She says too me I'm seventy one but still don't wear depends i loltipmp
by WriterJim February 19, 2009
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