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A synonym for "poser"; one who cannot write lyrics for rap worth any amount of shit, big or small; also a seeming blend of J. Lo & Ja Rule (which is usually near, or dare I say above, the abilities of a LoJa.
That OnDaEdge guy is a LoJa.
LoJa by xlae-x March 26, 2003
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LoJa • lojack • lojain • Lojad • lojaina • Lojaine • lojakshpasle • Lojanan • Lojane • lojany
sombody who gets his/her chain nicked and skeet'd on by ben afleck
"yo fifty stole my shit (sobbing)
hey ben gili sucked ass
LoJa by shawn August 4, 2004
loja:"pome jebať"
petruška:"oki bbg"
loja by lojak1100 March 21, 2024

Jerry Loja 

Jerry is a really nice guy to have around he smart and talented but only at one thing. he is emotionally weak so treat him nicely. He amazing and get what he wants all the times
Look at Jerry Loja let go talk to him. Jerry Loja is so smart and talented maybe he can help us.
Jerry Loja by Ben1eo101 January 14, 2019
A special occasion that Moclans only do every year. It is basically pissing once every year.
"Captain, I will be doing my Ja'loja soon. I would like to invite the whole ship to witness it."
ja'loja by ImWantedInEveryCountry August 30, 2023
A tall and attractive girl who is always there for her boy. She will always look young and beautiful on the outside though is very sensitive inside. Although she might seem sweet, she's always ready for self defense if anything has happened to her. Lojain is hot, sexy and peng and is loved by many people.As well as her beauty, she's very smart and a bookworm! She is such a tomboy when she wants to be and loves football.
Boy 1: OMG look at that amazing girl!
Boy 2: Oh yeah, she's such a Lojain....!
lojain by def.initons April 5, 2017
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