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hot ass mf. dom asf. can rearrange my guts anyday.
i want lohmann to rearrange my guts
lohmann by subAsf February 8, 2021
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jens lehmann

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.
Jens Lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.
jens lehmann by Pobecax April 22, 2006
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Jens Lehmann

Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.
Person 1: Jens Lehmann is a complete fuckwit!
Person 2: Stfu he is a complete legend..
Jens Lehmann by Das Jens December 9, 2008
Lohann is a super attractive french guy that love to discover the truth of life by travelling and making friends all around the world.
Lohann is the kind of guy who needs adrenaline in his every day life

A Lohann is someone that will never let you down, so if he’s in your life, make sure not to lose him.
I should see life like a lohann would

What a lohann would do in this situation?
lohann by Ginie_91 November 22, 2021

Denise Lohman 

The best person you could ever ask for. She may have some ups and downs but she always will put a smile on her face to act happy. If she really trusts you, you will know. She has a love that is irreplaceable.
Have you seen that girl?
Yeah, she was hanging out with Denise Lohman!
Denise Lohman by Young_Dagger_Dick November 19, 2019
A beautiful girl that smells like cheese a lot of the time. Her name is like a majestic mermaid and she plays the harp on the rocks to help soothe her soul. She is a very powerful human being and if you mess with her she will bite your face off. She loves the show adventure time.
YOUR SO HOTT IF YOUR NAME IS LOHANNA
Lohanna by PLAYBOIIEEE September 30, 2012

lehmanny moment 

an act of sheer stupidity, especially when the culprit is capable of brilliance.
Jim aced his math test, but forgot to put his name on it, thus receiving a failing grade. What a lehmanny moment!
lehmanny moment by Maxwellll June 21, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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