lohmann

hot ass mf. dom asf. can rearrange my guts anyday.

i want lohmann to rearrange my guts

by subAsf February 8, 2021

jens lehmann

German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.

Jens Lehmann is probably the best german goalkeeper as of right now.

by Pobecax April 22, 2006

Jens Lehmann

Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.

Person 1: Jens Lehmann is a complete fuckwit!
Person 2: Stfu he is a complete legend..

by Das Jens December 9, 2008

lohann

Lohann is a super attractive french guy that love to discover the truth of life by travelling and making friends all around the world.
Lohann is the kind of guy who needs adrenaline in his every day life

A Lohann is someone that will never let you down, so if he’s in your life, make sure not to lose him.

I should see life like a lohann would

What a lohann would do in this situation?

by Ginie_91 November 22, 2021

Denise Lohman

The best person you could ever ask for. She may have some ups and downs but she always will put a smile on her face to act happy. If she really trusts you, you will know. She has a love that is irreplaceable.

Have you seen that girl?
Yeah, she was hanging out with Denise Lohman!

by Young_Dagger_Dick November 19, 2019

Lohanna

A beautiful girl that smells like cheese a lot of the time. Her name is like a majestic mermaid and she plays the harp on the rocks to help soothe her soul. She is a very powerful human being and if you mess with her she will bite your face off. She loves the show adventure time.

YOUR SO HOTT IF YOUR NAME IS LOHANNA

by PLAYBOIIEEE September 30, 2012

lehmanny moment

an act of sheer stupidity, especially when the culprit is capable of brilliance.

Jim aced his math test, but forgot to put his name on it, thus receiving a failing grade. What a lehmanny moment!

by Maxwellll June 21, 2008