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jens lehmann
German Goalkeeper who since the FA CUP in 2005 has shown mass improvement for Arsenal and deserves to be Germany's #1 GK over Oliver Kahn in the upcoming world cup.
jens lehmann by Pobecax April 22, 2006
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Jens Lehmann
Jens Lehmann is an absolute legend and a credit to english football. In one match he knees an unsuspecting Matt Jansen in the chest them pushes him over as he's walking away from the goal he then gets tackled fairly by David Bentley and goes down like he's been shot. When he realised the ref wasn't giving anything he got straight back up. Also is a master of deliberate time wasting.
Jens Lehmann by Das Jens December 9, 2008
Lehmanesque
I like that Jehovah's Witnesses believe that everyone will be brought back to life. But how could trillions of people share the Earth? The math is Lehmanesque.
Lehmanesque by iamstarheart June 12, 2011
lehmanny moment
Jim aced his math test, but forgot to put his name on it, thus receiving a failing grade. What a lehmanny moment!
lehmanny moment by Maxwellll June 21, 2008
Lohanned
To consume drugs or alcohol to such an extent that there is a legitimate danger of losing one's driver's license, undergarments and stomach contents all on the same night. Naturally, this term is derived from Lindsay Lohan's standard Monday night itinerary.
Lohanned by Paul-Pierre Smalls December 9, 2008
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