log On

To have shit

i have logged on to my pants

by Boris March 19, 2004

log on the fire

When you meet a drunk girl at a bar or club and you go back to her room for a one night stand, after you have sex with her and she passes out, you shit in her panties so when she wakes up in the morning itching herself she thinks she shit herself.

Ian took that girl home and gave her a log on the fire.

by AintTelin August 25, 2006

Putting a log on the fire

the act of defecating on a red heads bush during or after intercourse.

Tom: How did it go with that red head Teresa last night?
Pat: It got really weird man. I did some really messed up stuff.
Tom: like what?
Pat: Well it involved putting a log on the fire if you know what I mean?
Tom: You took a shit on her bush?
Pat: Yeah

by CM Billingsworth July 6, 2011

Get your log on

Signing on to the internet

"get your log on and hit me up on myspace"

by Dj Bustle August 3, 2008

Throw another log on the fire

When you've clogged the toilet with shit and you have to shit again before you successfully clear the first clog

I know we haven't been able to flush that toilet in days but I'm about to throw another log on the fire

by Richard Penis January 9, 2023

corn on the log

A solid turd with corn embedded in it

Last night I had corn on the cob. This morning I have corn on the log.

by William Wells November 17, 2006

corn on the log

Feces logs filled/sprinkled with corn kernels after eating corn for dinner the night before

Damn I took a shit this morning and had corn on the log. I forgot we ate corn last night for dinner

by poopstick master January 22, 2011