loctician 

Someone who specialises in dreadlock care, maintenence, and style. Often very expensive.

My loctician helped me when my dreads unravelled

loctician by john santy June 25, 2006

lolitician 

any person involved in politics or newsworthy behavior pictured in an image captioned in teh LOL style, that is, in a lolitics picture.

My favorite lolitician is the guy holding the "death to juice" poster.

lolitician by metheuspro January 8, 2009

lolitician 

A politician who is literally a joke

Callum: Dude, Sarah Palin is such a joke!
Aseem: Yeah, she's a total lolitician

lolitician by RuyGitchie January 30, 2010

cool headed logicians 

A term in Ted Kazinscki's (unibomber)manifesto that was recognized by his brother, causing him to call the FBI.

But it is obvious that modern leftist philosophers are not simply cool-headed logicians systematically analyzing the foundations of knowledge. They are deeply involved emotionally in their attack on truth and reality.

cool headed logicians by octavius April 28, 2004

logician 

what most people are not here

if for every logician here, i would have a dime, then i ...

(one dime falls from the sky)

logician by q13et5 February 12, 2010

lawtician 

lawyers who become politicians for profit and power

He was tired of being just a 2 bit lawyer, he wanted to go to D.C. and become a lawtician.

lawtician by OddGirl December 9, 2008

licktician 

a member of a small group of people who have mastered the art of cunnilingus

it takes many years of practice to achieve the title of a "licktician"

licktician by canbedun2u May 5, 2022