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lectrician by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
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Electrician
A person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand, for a price you can't afford.
Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an electrician is.
Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, mudders, tapers, ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.
*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.
**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and don't fuck with each other
Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an electrician is.
Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, mudders, tapers, ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.
*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.
**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and don't fuck with each other
Mike called Brian the electrician to repairethe tower crane. The crane was running in 12 minutes. Brian billed a 4 hr service call on double time for the work order and went home. Everyone hated and wished they could be Brian. Brian's wife was so happy he was home at 10:30am, she made him a steak sandwich for lunch and offered him a BJ while he ate it. Brian lived happily ever after.
Electrician by 309A$hawzy June 10, 2018
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Electrician
Rumoured to be imortal, beings trained in the art of harnessing and controlling mystical power, seen only from the heavens by mans eyes. They are rumoured to secretively run the world.
Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.
Other Attributes:
Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).
Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .
Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.
Other Attributes:
Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).
Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .
The Electrician made everyone happy in Maddison Square Garden buy using his mystical energy to show amazing festive illuminations at Christmas. The energy was so powerful it lasted 4 weeks straight !!!
Electrician by One who knoweth the way May 23, 2012
licktrician
A man/woman that is an top TIER in giving oral sex “head” to their partner. Head game strong as fuhh. A person who knows how to use their tongue the right way to make their partner cum like crazy.
My boyfriend is a certified licktrician...that mans got a mouth and he really knows where the right spots are to put that tongue down on it
licktrician by Foreignbeauty23 May 11, 2021
Keyboard Electrician
Someone who goes on YouTube and pretends there a master electrician they also criticize the work of a licensed electrician.
“He should have installed a GFCI protected outlet every electrician knows that.”
“Here comes the keyboard electricians!”
“Here comes the keyboard electricians!”
Keyboard Electrician by Keyboardeletroction April 4, 2020
hometown electrician
While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.
hometown electrician by crazy nucker April 22, 2010
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