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lectrician 

oooh wow! look at that lush 'lectrician, im in lurve!!!
lectrician by Trinkbar_Trina March 29, 2005
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Electrician 

A person who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand, for a price you can't afford.

Notorious for being sexually harassed by married woman who wish their husband was half the man an electrician is.

Does not play well with others, specifically*: fitters, welders, plumbers, carpenters, mudders, tapers, ironworkers**, insulators, flooring installers, glaziers, laborers and brickys.

*Unless said trade has a valuable cocaine source.

**Ironworkers and electricians generally share a mutual respect and don't fuck with each other
Mike called Brian the electrician to repairethe tower crane. The crane was running in 12 minutes. Brian billed a 4 hr service call on double time for the work order and went home. Everyone hated and wished they could be Brian. Brian's wife was so happy he was home at 10:30am, she made him a steak sandwich for lunch and offered him a BJ while he ate it. Brian lived happily ever after.
Electrician by 309A$hawzy June 10, 2018

Electrician 

Rumoured to be imortal, beings trained in the art of harnessing and controlling mystical power, seen only from the heavens by mans eyes. They are rumoured to secretively run the world.

Do not attempt combat with such individuals... such would be severe folly and would lead to certain death of anyone who tried.

Other Attributes:

Powers of perssuasion.(noted ability to cause confusion on mortals in order to accumulate wealth).

Locations most likely to be found: In their modern day stallions, vans at drive-thru food chains asleep during warm hours of the day... do not approach van for advice on ANYTHING during this period... it could be fatal .
The Electrician made everyone happy in Maddison Square Garden buy using his mystical energy to show amazing festive illuminations at Christmas. The energy was so powerful it lasted 4 weeks straight !!!

licktrician 

A man/woman that is an top TIER in giving oral sex “head” to their partner. Head game strong as fuhh. A person who knows how to use their tongue the right way to make their partner cum like crazy.
My boyfriend is a certified licktrician...that mans got a mouth and he really knows where the right spots are to put that tongue down on it

Keyboard Electrician 

Someone who goes on YouTube and pretends there a master electrician they also criticize the work of a licensed electrician.
“He should have installed a GFCI protected outlet every electrician knows that.”

“Here comes the keyboard electricians!”

letricia 

Letricia
letricia by MsHotSugar November 3, 2013

hometown electrician 

While ramming your flesh dagger into a girl's cervix, unsuspectedly insert any metal kitchen utensil (fork, spoon, knife etc.) into a nearby power outlet. This is sure to be a rather shocking sexual encounter for any average couple.
"Hey honey, want to try the hometown electrician?"
"What's that?"
*Zap*
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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

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