Locklan

He's overall a funny guy who can be nice taller than most people has a great athletic ability and just is so random overall he's a good guy and is hilarious he's not always the brightest but can be smart.

Girl1: Damn Locklan be looking like a snack.
Girl2: Damn I wish I had him in my life

Locklan by Datgirlboo27 January 2, 2019

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Is a 200% nigga, if you look him in the eyes you will turn into poo, He uses spud guns Cap fools, BECAUSE REAL NIGGA HOURS

Wait is that a locklan OOOO SHIT RUN NIGGGGA

locklan by Wait you gay May 5, 2018

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Taking a locklan

When you have to take a shit so violent you take your cloths off and clench your toes and pray to god

Hey man sorry I missed the round I was taking a locklan i thought the grim reaper was gonna snatch me

Taking a locklan by Br0Trøn November 6, 2025

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lockmanitis

the raspy voice that comes from a night of heavy drinking. usually brought upon by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smoking cigarettes with reckless abandon.

Joe - Man, I was so wasted last night. I don't even remember what happened at dimes last night.

Jamar- Whats wrong with your voice? Sounds like you are coming down with a case of lockmanitis!!

lockmanitis by LocKdOwn51 October 19, 2012

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Lochlann

A person with the intelligence of a deity, the strength of an ox, and a psionic capability of a mind flayer. They are far superior to everyone around them and deserve to be treated with respect.

Hell there Lochlann, my lord and savior

Lochlann by cool i guess June 8, 2018

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Lockmaned

The act of interrupting a conversation and interjecting comments that have nothing to do with the conversation.

Bob and I were planning our weekend trip when we got lockmaned by Rob who started talking about his deer camp.

Lockmaned by SURVYR September 7, 2010

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Lackland's Laws

1)Never be first.
2)Never be last.
3)Never volunteer for anything.

Shit Peter, when we start PTing for the marine corps, keep lackland's laws in mind or the DIs are going to single you out.

Lackland's Laws by Copenhagen5150 November 17, 2011

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