Definitions by Br0Trøn

The David paradox

The David paradox is a weird phenomenon that causes your straight friends to send you gay porn intros at 3:00am without explanation.

“Hey man I’m sorry about last night I had a random urge to send you gay porn intros it just happens out of nowhere it must be the David paradox happening”

The David paradox by Br0Trøn November 16, 2025

Taking a locklan

When you have to take a shit so violent you take your cloths off and clench your toes and pray to god

Hey man sorry I missed the round I was taking a locklan i thought the grim reaper was gonna snatch me

Taking a locklan by Br0Trøn November 6, 2025

gang bang of niggas

When you are talking to a girl on the phone and you hang up just to come back 5 minutes later and see a huge group of men talking to her.

Did you hear what happened to Larry he hung up on his girl than when he called back there was a gang bang of niggas

gang bang of niggas by Br0Trøn November 6, 2025