the raspy voice that comes from a night of heavy drinking. usually brought upon by drinking copious amounts of alcohol and smoking cigarettes with reckless abandon.
Joe - Man, I was so wasted last night. I don't even remember what happened at dimes last night.
Jamar- Whats wrong with your voice? Sounds like you are coming down with a case of lockmanitis!!
Jamar- Whats wrong with your voice? Sounds like you are coming down with a case of lockmanitis!!
by LocKdOwn51 October 20, 2012
The act of interrupting a conversation and interjecting comments that have nothing to do with the conversation.
Bob and I were planning our weekend trip when we got lockmaned by Rob who started talking about his deer camp.
by SURVYR September 7, 2010
An indestructible force that can only be stopped by god himself.It's safe to say Lockman is no human but appears to take the appearance of one. Lockman has completed many great feats like bench pressing the weight of the earth while playing Fortnite and defeating Thanos with a mere thought.He wears a John Wick suit but his face is unknown to many, they die as soon as they appear only Goku was strong enough to see he had a suit on before dying.No mere mortal is able to see he has a suit on because they die instantly.
"Yeah i'd break he- wait a minute, Lockman?!?!"
"Let's just give up it's Lockman"
"Holy shit he just gave that guy anal prolapse by looking at him!!! run!!!"
"Let's just give up it's Lockman"
"Holy shit he just gave that guy anal prolapse by looking at him!!! run!!!"
by Lockman the all powerful May 22, 2019
The middle Lockman who struggles to live up to his brothers legacy. He's that short guy thats usally always there and you can call anytime for advice and is over all a great guy and not a pig like other guys
Lockman
by Unknownangel April 28, 2009
by Mister BEAST October 5, 2020