Lock Box

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally lock boxed me.

by Megaman Juno February 8, 2008

Lock Box

Torture Technique.

I want to get her out. I think she's connected with me somehow. My hunch is she's is in a lock box somewhere in the US.

by HopeForTheHidden March 18, 2022

three lock box

1)chasity belt or
iron locked around a woman to prevent her from screwwing any one but you

2)a real hot bitch that loves to fuck only you and you alone

sammy haggar sings the words "yuo cant touch my one two three lock box"
"-

by godrail February 13, 2010

box lock

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.

by Jacaranda December 6, 2006

box lock

A feeble attempt at a catchphrase with words that neither rhyme nor alliterate.

- That shabby little slag just put the box lock on me!
- Come on, nobody hip says 'box lock' anymore. Why don't you try 'muff cuffs' or 'cunt clamp'?

by Anonymous Cowherd January 11, 2009

box lock

The female equivalent of a cock block.

I was hitting on that guy, but my girlfriend stepped in and totally box locked me.

by weirdalr0x28 January 25, 2008

Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox

A small, unremarkable lockbox. Used to store loose change acquired by the staff of "Late Night with Conan O'Brien." Tended by Backstage Larry.

"So what we've done for the past couple of years, is we've had everyone on staff put all the extra change that they come up with whenever they go get a cup of coffee or anything into Bessie, and this money has been building for years and years."
-- Conan O'Brien

by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005