lobsterface 

Someone who is really sunburn.

1. Look at the lobsterface, looks like they fell asleep in the sun again.

2. I was going to fuck you but you're pussy looked all lobsterface, like it was out in the sun all day, hince you were out cheating on be and someone already tore that shit up (slap).

lobsterface by The Symbol November 10, 2008

loserfacetown

Loserfacetown is the place where a loserface would live. Generally, the person inhabits this area when he or she loses a wiki race both mentally and physically.

Person S: "Let's wiki race. Start at whiteboard and end at Niagara Falls."

Person M: "You're on!"

-moments later-

Person M: "Ha! I got to Niagara Falls first. You live in loserfacetown."

And that's when the population would be considered 1.

loserfacetown by iWin January 26, 2008

Lobster Face 

1: To spend such prolonged time in the sun, or influenced by extreme emotion such as embarrassment or anger that your face turns a bright hue of red.

2: A fledgling indie Super Hero character (patent and trademark pending) who has the facial attributes that of a lobster.
- 2A: Notable markings and characteristics; bright red face, tendency to lie, a bike rack on a Saturn only used to transport pork products.

3: a person who works a low tier job maintaining hardware who becomes easily agitated when questioned, therefore ball and clenching their fists forcing blood to the surface of the skin causing a red glow.

Note: Often confused with other red faced creatures/animals such as Baboons. While they bare similar qualities (red face and easily irritable). they are entirely two different dullards.

1. "I asked Erik if he was available on Monday and he said he had to be done by 11pm. When I asked why, and inferred he has a crap job... he got all lobster faced on me."

2. "Hey Erik, I don't think you should apply more Banana Boat tan lotion, you're already a Lobster Face as is."

3. "That Lobster Faced buffoon is a total Rudy."*

4. "Is Lobster Face available?"*

*These assume a person known to two or more people has already been designated and commonly referred to as Lobster Face.

Lobster Face by R. Stark July 20, 2010

loserface 

the name you give someone when you learn they are just for you . it is someone you can fall in love with .

he is my loserface .

loserface by mindyyy January 16, 2008

Loserface 

some one you like, but you dont want to show your true feelings or emotions

call your best guy friend a loserface

Loserface by Alecz April 18, 2006

loserface 

Someone that you really like and tend to childishly mess around with. i.e. in instant messenger.

quibbers: your such a loserface
cherriezzz<3: why do you always call me that?
quibbers: i donno, i kinda think your awesome :)

loserface by aienache December 30, 2009

Lobsterbate 

Masturbating on those days you can't keep your claws off your own tail. Those days you feel the most moist, buttery,and delicious.

Damn I am looking good today...I will have to head straight home and lobsterbate to myself in the mirror.

Lobsterbate by Dr. Debutante February 8, 2008