Lobsterfied

When you think you are going to tan outside, but then turn red like a lobster.

My body has been lobsterfied.

Lobsterfied by xRxnan April 21, 2019

lobsterfestivity 

Lobsterfestivities are the events that occur after a meal at Red Lobster during the yearly "Lobster Fest"
Sometimes this could mean seeing a movie, or going to a club. It may also include going home, changing your baby's diaper and then realizing you have to change your own.

It was Dr D's triple x and we went out for lobster. The lobsterfestivities did not end there though. I crapped my pants and had to take a fully clothed shower.

lobsterfestivity by i shall remain nameless February 23, 2005

lobstered 

To be sunburnt; to be exposed to so much sun that you end up looking like a lobster; to have blistering red skin;

It was so hot yesterday, I was lobstered!!

lobstered by Belinda Vere August 6, 2007

Lobsterfest 

A sea-town lobster extravaganze, featuring a parade, a butter vat, and a shell pile

It's time for Lobsterfest!

Lobsterfest by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 17, 2018

lobsterfication 

the process of transforming the human body into a state similar to that of a cooked lobster, the water should be hot enough for the individual to scream like a lobster. this is achieved by running an extremally hot bath with no cold water and submerging yourself until your skin turns bright red.

they're looking red after that bath, they've just undergone lobsterfication.

lobsterfication by THE HUMAN LOBSTER January 31, 2021

lobstered-up 

When a person becomes very drunk, has a bad reaction and becomes beet-red in the face for the remainder of the night.

We were doing shots of Patron for about an hour. All of us were quite drunk and one of my buddies actually became lobstered-up. The chicks that were with us were concerned he was having a heart attack, but he told them to shut up and even magooed one of them.

lobstered-up by Shawneee! March 16, 2009

lobstered 

to get beaten badly in a game or sport.Or to get pinched or hit by a lobster

1.Dude,that noob got lobstered.
2.dang i got lobstered by that lobster

lobstered by Alex Gonzalez September 22, 2005