As a method of birth control, a man shoves his nuts up into his body. He then ties the bag off with a hair tie, thus preventing them from dropping down into the scrotal sack. Science has proven that leaving the nuts in a lobster bagged position for 4 hour hours a day is an effective temporary birth control. The appearance of his bag seems to be that of a lobster, hence the term lobsterbagging was coined.
John: C'mon Mary, lets do it!
Mary: But John, the pope said condoms are a sin and I don't want to get pregnant.
John: It's ok, I've been lobsterbagging for the past 2 weeks. It's all dead down there.
Mary: But John, the pope said condoms are a sin and I don't want to get pregnant.
John: It's ok, I've been lobsterbagging for the past 2 weeks. It's all dead down there.
by ramfungdunctual September 12, 2013
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