Loas

Something thats always coming up in your crib. And stealing your weed.

When there's a loas up in your crib don't dip its just a loas.

Loas by VrikkenVisagie February 11, 2019

LOAS

Lack of algebraic or arithmatic skills

student 1: 2+1=4 right
student 2: LOAS

LOAS by Chrona March 4, 2009

Loast 

Cool, high, and collected. The ultimate form of chill.
Variations: loasting, loastest, loaster, toasting (loasting on a table)

Eating wangz is so loast.
This dorm room is so loast.
Wanna loast?
We don't turn up, we loast.

Loast by Loast King September 6, 2014

Loash 

A helpful player of various MMORPGs. He will help you out with shit.

Some Dude: Yo Loash helped me do some fucking mad questing today.

Loash by Chudzzilla October 26, 2007

Loasting 

To verbally bash a person you hate, to their face. Comes from merging the words "Loathe" and "Roasting" together. Whilst anyone can "roast" a celebrity or even a friend behind their backs, only someone who truly hates you can give you a loasting and still somehow come out looking like the good guy. A loasting does not merely take you down a peg or two. It is as if someone has taken away your shield and pissed in your face. In public. And everyone will believe, due to the righteous anger with which the loasting is delivered, that you deserve it.

We have all fantasised about giving a good loasting to the person we despise the most. Only a few, edge dwelling individuals have done so, and these loasters must be treated with respect for that which they have served.

Lesha vowed never ever to go to Tesco in the village ever again, for fear of the loasting she would inevitably receive, should she cross paths with Dee.

Loasting by MagickDio October 27, 2011

loaster 

A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when she wore her infamous green scarf-dress, the loaster was introduced to a wider audience on an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things. One audience member had to be hosipitalized in the ensuing frenzy. The loaster is manufactured by Promessa Organic using a patented microfiber inspired by the silk of the Hobo spider Tegenaria agrestis.

"I have been saving up for a loaster for months! Prom's coming up and these boobies need to look their best!"

loaster by Albatrossaurus May 15, 2009

Loash 

Loash is the type of person that you will see mid-day going into his freezer and eating three bags of frozen corn. He is the guy that you hear about in stories that all the girls AND boys fight over to be with.

Mom: LOASH DO YOU KNOW WHERE ALL THE CORN WENT???

Loash by LOASHLOVER69 June 3, 2021