Loafting

The act of lifting and floating. Also the wasting of time when important stuff has to get done.

"Hey Sarracini, stop loafting man, we gotta go smash stuff!"

by Brokkalakis October 6, 2009

Heavy Loafting

Loaft:Loafting: to really maximize and embellish the current loaft. Example: man on couch- (heavily stoned on 44% heavy Gas indica whilst puffing copious dabs off the rig) has opportunity to get off couch for 1 hour to make a quick G-note. Says “I’m loafting”. Or could have got cack suck but was “too loafting”

I’m so stoned and burnt that I may or may not perma-rot as in… I’m heavy loafting

by Sirloaftalot February 25, 2023

Brand Loafing

The act of taking one company's brand and altering it slightly to create a new brand.

Have you ever thought about creating an online streaming movie company, and directing it towards gay people, and then calling it Netdix?

Yes. Yes I have. Lets go Brand Loafing.

by Lespaul1101 June 8, 2011

loaftin

to lazily sit around doing nothing

"What were you doing all day?"

"Just loaftin'"

by pigman September 13, 2014

Loafing

To laze around your house or place of residence, and to not have a care in the world.

"Loafing does the body good"

by Slackers April 5, 2003

Rodeo Loafing

the act of pooping but not snapping it off, then proceeding to squat over a partner and have them give felatio to the poop

rodeo loafing like a cowboy on heat

by Nicky K.O October 10, 2011

freestyle loafing

A sport in which the only goal is to sit around in the most comfortable position possible. This sport is well complemented by smoking weed.

"What are you going to do after work?"

"I'm gonna go home and do some freestyle loafing. It's gonna be tight."

by Danny Delinquent March 3, 2004