loafa 

another word for a blow job, head job, pretty much oral sex.

Chris: How was last night, get a root?

Nick: Nah man, but let me tell you i did get a goooood loafa!

loafa by ellsd April 27, 2008

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! 

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! — Lovers who have their priorities exactly right. At a certain point all we have are the memories we create together. You don’t need much else.

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread!” just means: In this moment all I need is you and maybe a little wine might be nice too. But, if I have “you” I might not even need the wine either.

Husband:

“A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou.”

Wife:

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! And if there’s no wine, all I need in this moment is you.

A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou — hold the bread! by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 22, 2023

Lafayette 

1. America's favorite fighting Frenchman

2. When they finally drived Lafayette was there waiting in Chesapeake Bay
3. An immigrant who gets the job done
4. Full name is really long
5. Good friends? With Alexander Hamilton and John Laurens

"Oui oui, mon amie je m'appelle Lafayette..."

"Lafayette! I'm taking this horse by the reinsurance makin' red coats redder with blood stains! Lafayette! And I'm never gonna stop until I make 'em drop I burn 'em up and scatter their remains I'm-...."

Lafayette by ze awesome Prussia October 7, 2016

Loafhead 

A person usually of the female gender and usually residing near Atlanta who has a head which resembles the shape of an uncut olive loaf.

Gee, Maryanne is a real loafhead.

Loafhead by Oliver Loaf August 11, 2008

lafayette 

America's favorite fighting Frenchman. One of Alexander Hamilton's three friends.
1. Known for constantly confusin' confoundin' the British henchmen.
2. Brings lots of guns and ships.
3. Thinks Burr is the worst.

Dang, look at how fast Lafayette can rap!

lafayette by aaronburrsir December 13, 2016

marquis de lafayette 

The Lancelot of the Revolutionary set

America's favorite fighting Frenchman

Is taking this horse by the reigns, making redcoats redder with bloodstains

Marquis de Lafayette goes to France for more funds and comes back with more guns. And ships.

marquis de lafayette by SPNHamilFan April 25, 2017

your meat loaf

This is a sixties saying denoting sexual inactivity. High school boys would often say before summer break "don't let your meat loaf this summer!"

"Hey Spike, don't let your meat loaf this summer!"

your meat loaf by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2020