A huge laptop. It could be a new 17" screened monster or it could be an old model that weighs and exorbitant amount. Created from the combination of Laptop and Godzilla.

Holy cow, that is quite a lapzilla you have there!

lapzilla by Leialualani September 17, 2008

Related Words

lmaozilla • lagzilla • Ladzilla • Lamezilla • lapzilla • Lmao Llama

Lamezilla

to say something Extremely Lame and cheesy to someone that that will make you come across as Hugely Lame hence Lamezilla

Timmy Sounded Like a Lamezilla when he told christina she was more beautiful then the stars at night

Lamezilla by Nerdydude October 24, 2011

lagzilla

SUPER lag!!! I mean SUPER!!

Arrrghhhh LAAAGGGGG
ITS lagggg AHHHH
Laaaaaaaaaaggg so much laaag
AHHH

lagzilla by Dominique February 13, 2004

Ladzilla

adjective form: when a lad performs a certain act of great "ladness" he may be described as a "proper ladzilla"

noun version: a ladzilla is a creature native to britain said to have crossed with the testosterone of bulls producing a species of hyper males who enjoy drinking "John Smiths" and general acts of debauchery

A male downs a tin of John Smiths vomits and then downs that without flinching he would then be geated with pats on the back and the term ladzilla would be said loudly between his friendship group

Ladzilla by ladzilla December 3, 2010

Lagzilla

The creature respawnsible for over 6 billion internet players characters death, the cause of over 400 million acts of masterbation from anger of lagzilla cutting the raid off during the last 5% of defeating raganos, and 3 distict emo kid suicides

also the creater of the azian perty boii scene forcing angry asians out of there houses and into a lag free enviroment

lagzilla!!!!it is well known you can hear him coming when u have 1 sec lag spikes then 2 sec lag spikes by the 3rd second lag spikes ur already disconnected

Lagzilla by sirlagalot June 4, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026