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Lagzilla
The creature respawnsible for over 6 billion internet players characters death, the cause of over 400 million acts of masterbation from anger of lagzilla cutting the raid off during the last 5% of defeating raganos, and 3 distict emo kid suicides
also the creater of the azian perty boii scene forcing angry asians out of there houses and into a lag free enviroment
also the creater of the azian perty boii scene forcing angry asians out of there houses and into a lag free enviroment
lagzilla!!!!it is well known you can hear him coming when u have 1 sec lag spikes then 2 sec lag spikes by the 3rd second lag spikes ur already disconnected
Lagzilla by sirlagalot June 4, 2010
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lapzilla
A huge laptop. It could be a new 17" screened monster or it could be an old model that weighs and exorbitant amount. Created from the combination of Laptop and Godzilla.
lapzilla by Leialualani September 17, 2008
Ladzilla
adjective form: when a lad performs a certain act of great "ladness" he may be described as a "proper ladzilla"
noun version: a ladzilla is a creature native to britain said to have crossed with the testosterone of bulls producing a species of hyper males who enjoy drinking "John Smiths" and general acts of debauchery
noun version: a ladzilla is a creature native to britain said to have crossed with the testosterone of bulls producing a species of hyper males who enjoy drinking "John Smiths" and general acts of debauchery
LogZilla
A turd so big it barely fits the throat of the toilet and sticks out of the water and it's not tapered at the end so it makes your asshole slam shut.
I ate too many MREs this week and had to walk out a logzilla so it didn't hit the back of my heel. And when it landed I think I got a earthquake notice on my phone. My asshole is still numb from that slam because there was no taper.
LogZilla by Drbigbuds1 December 18, 2024
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."