"Sir can you describe who broke into your truck?"

"Yeah he was a long legged pissed off puerto rican!

God damn I hate LLPOPRs they break into my fucking car all the time.

LLPOPR by Blumpkingiver69 July 10, 2009

lipofucktion

The process of doing a fatty.

Yesterday, I was giving that fat b*tch a lipofucktion. I lost my condom in her folds of fat.

lipofucktion by naxahasor May 19, 2010

lleofing

The act of fucking a pound of meat loaf, then sticking your penis in a male anally, which afterwards your partner sucks your penis until you cum again.

While watching Brokeback Mountain, Ricky and his partner Timothy got the urge to start lleofing.

lleofing by Steve Thompson II December 16, 2009

LPOF

means "Lazy piece of fuc*" , basicly a person who is too lazy to even move and keep everything to the last moment... in the good condition

omfg!!1 i can't belive you didn't do it yet you LPOF!!!

LPOF by Tribelord July 18, 2006

Lupofulistik

A type of sexuality preference, typically followed by women that are adults, they prefer men in their 40's who are unwealthy, because of the fact that they're not too old but not too young and being unwealthy gives them a wiser and kinder outlook on life.

Im so lupofulistik for Charles, he's broke but he seems like he knows alot

Lupofulistik by Kamiiil May 30, 2018

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026