llamaness 

Another word for "being a llama" or "like a llama". See spin's voice for more detail.

His llamaness gave me a heart attack

llamaness by orf October 27, 2002

llamaness 

An extreme state of 1337ness.

"Llamaness > hax!"

llamaness by A_Llama May 1, 2004

Lananess

Derived from lana meaning light, Helen referring to Helen of Troy, and the word lioness. Someone who naturally radiates with light, is beautiful, smart, strong, nurturing, and elegant.

Lananesses are just not actresses of the stage and screen. They are the girls who somehow handle school, work, and a social life with a smile on their face and a spring in their step.

Lananess by Kris1095 November 18, 2012

Lamadness 

The unfortunate circumstance when ones poor vision leads them to believe pimptitude is at an all time high.

Person 1 - Man you don't ever get laid.
Person 2 - You have been sticken with Lamadness.

Lamadness by NickK333 May 5, 2007

Llamanoes 

A combination of the words Llama and Dominoes. It basically stands for something that normally would be responded to by lmao.

"My coca-cola bottle raped me."

"Llamanoes."

Llamanoes by Hitotsumami October 9, 2008

Lamenessisocity

the act or state of being lame to the point one needs extra syllables to to verbalize the idea.

lamenessisocity, no explanation necessary.

Lamenessisocity by whippey August 2, 2008

lameness 

the state of being lame.

The poser's lameness knew no bounds; he thought I'd be impressed by his hairy chest and his Pontiac.

lameness by snarkette May 29, 2004