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llamaness 

"Llamaness > hax!"
llamaness by A_Llama May 1, 2004
Derived from lana meaning light, Helen referring to Helen of Troy, and the word lioness. Someone who naturally radiates with light, is beautiful, smart, strong, nurturing, and elegant.
Lananesses are just not actresses of the stage and screen. They are the girls who somehow handle school, work, and a social life with a smile on their face and a spring in their step.
Lananess by Kris1095 November 18, 2012

Lamadness 

The unfortunate circumstance when ones poor vision leads them to believe pimptitude is at an all time high.
Person 1 - Man you don't ever get laid.
Person 2 - You have been sticken with Lamadness.
Lamadness by NickK333 May 5, 2007

Llamanoes 

A combination of the words Llama and Dominoes. It basically stands for something that normally would be responded to by lmao.
"My coca-cola bottle raped me."

"Llamanoes."
Llamanoes by Hitotsumami October 9, 2008

Lamenessisocity

the act or state of being lame to the point one needs extra syllables to to verbalize the idea.
lamenessisocity, no explanation necessary.
Lamenessisocity by whippey August 2, 2008

lameness 

the state of being lame.
The poser's lameness knew no bounds; he thought I'd be impressed by his hairy chest and his Pontiac.
lameness by snarkette May 29, 2004
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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