lizit

A girl who, no matter when you met them, be it even in elementary, will stick with you for a long time. They are pure, good hearted people who only want to be there for you and will make your life better. Granted, they can attach themselves to people quite easily, but, don't push them away, or else, when they eventually, just, disappear from your life one day, you'll regret it for a long time. They are also great artists, who, should they give you their art, you'll want to cherish forever.

Person: Man, I do wonder if I'll ever meet that Lizit again. I swear, if only if she were still here, maybe I'd have something to look forward to these days.

by cool pedro October 12, 2021

Damage Limitation

Damage limitation means actions you take to limit or offset the damaging effects of an accident or error. Well that’s the official line anyway, but in most cases what it means is the person responsible for the fuck up Running around like a striped ass ape in order to cover their own ass and prevent any of the shit flying around from sticking to them.

Camilla Batmanghelidgh’s idea of damage limitation is to cover her own fat ass and blame everyone else.

by AKACroatalin January 16, 2016

Roblox Face Limiteds

Overpriced images or “faces” that don’t even look that some don’t look good to be worth that much

P1: Yo how’d you get rich so quick dog?
P2:Well all I did was I bought Mr.Bubbles for 1 Robux and then it became a limited for thousands for robux.
P1:Really? That face looks garbage. Who would buy that for thousands?

Narrator: I’ll just say The word Roblox face limiteds so I can Enter this. Sorry for being unoriginal.

by Fadeider January 30, 2019

My Last Request Group Limited

My Last Request Group Limited are an e-commerce company based in Ireland who offer a service to people that enables them to record their private wishes and last requests regarding funeral arrangements,location of personal papers,small bequeaths,and other related data,which can be stored on the groups database and updated as the subscriber requires by entering their own password, giving them access to their own personal home pages(P.H.P.)

I would like Mike to have my watch
I would like to have my body frozen
I would not like flowers
I would like rock music played(QUEEN)
I never liked Mary
I would like John to look after my dog.
More examples at My Last Request Group Limited.
Full details available at www.mylastrequest.biz

by mylastrequest December 21, 2008

Post-Limit

(Most Common on tumblr.com)

The post-limit is the worst possible thing that could ever happen to the common Tumblr addict. After a user posts what Tumblr finds as "too much" pictures, videos, music, etc. they will reach their Post-Limit. At first, users will usually think, "What?" and after recovering from Post-Limit Shock, they will most likely be angry. A way to bypass this is, have the user go to their settings, and change their timezone to somewhere that is one day ahead of them.

User: Aw shit, I reached my Post-Limit.

by IL0VEYOUALL February 29, 2012

Michigan speed limit

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010

Lizton

A small town in Northern Hendricks County, Indiana that is surrounded by none other than corn and farmland. It is known for having a balanced combination between white trash fat asses, and wanna be ghetto punks. It is also notorious for drug trafficking that law enforcement is either unaware of, or careless about. If you like annoying wanna be hicks with stacks on their diesel trucks, or you absolutely love drugs, Lizton is for you.

"You know that apartment building in Lizton?'
"Yeah."
"Did you know it's filled with cannabis?"

by SirMcLongFinger August 21, 2013