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lily livered 

Synonyms would include chicken hearted, craven coward, wimpy, woosy, cowardly puke and others.
You lily livered coward; you wouldn't dare knock this chip off my shoulder.

Lily livered land lover

Nice way of saying mother-fucking son of a bitch. Old Sea Captain/pirate's term: Because you were considered to be a weenie if your liver couldn't handle liquor and you did not have your sea legs...arrr.
Swab the decks and man the main sail you lily livered land lovers; batten down the hatches before I have you all keel hauled!!! Arrr!

Lilly-Livered-Sloppy-Chops 

An unidentifiable clump of food on a dinner plate.

(Word was originally invented in 1996 by a kid named Jazzy Bazzy in a small town in Alabama and is widely used around the country today)
Joe: "Hey, Mikey, what is this shit your mom is feedin' us?"

Mikey: "I dunno, looks like some Lilly-Livered-Sloppy-Chops to me!"

Both: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Joe: "Wisely put!"

Weak Livered Milk Drinker 

Old Nordic insult that implies someones a coward and a pussy who can't hold their liquor and thus drinks milk.
Imperial man bumps into a Nord
Nord: Watch it you weak livered milk drinker!!!

Under levered 

A malaprop for under leveraged, used only by society's most egregiously underqualified businessmen or presidents.
"I'm totally under levered" - said the commander in chief.
Under levered by freighttrain1976 October 15, 2020
to become very drunk or high on drugs
"last night i was levered out my face"
levered by vali October 28, 2004