lits 

a shortened-down version of "literally"

a: he just screamed at her, lits.

b: you mean he just went at her?

a: blates he did, he lits tore her head off!

b: totes..

lits by Caitlin Jane Byrne January 13, 2008

Lits Fits 

Lits Fits is an acronym for "Lady In The Streets, Freak In The Sheets"

My girlfriend is a total Lits Fits

She acts like an innocent christian girl but i bet shes a Lits Fits

Lits Fits by Alienjiz1990 July 6, 2010

Lits lit 

An abbreviated way to say “literally lit” - catering to the misuse of the word “literally”

Holy s***, last night was lits lit!

Lits lit by bmwbb December 7, 2017

Lits dits 

A phrase meaning "I do the same" or "same." Abbreviation of "literally ditto." On state and formal occasions such as when in white tie, black tie, morning dress, court dress or full dress uniform, or an any occasion of more formality than is usual for the speaker (funeral, dinner party of more than 4 persons, garden party) the phrase may be augmented to befit the state nature of the circumstance whence it becomes "literally ditterally."

Bobette: I often find a small aubergine an effective substitute

Billiam: Lits dits babes

Lits dits by Quembly November 6, 2023

Fo Lits 

If something is over the top, or just crazy amazing. And just saying "lit" won't justify it's awesomeness.

In other words....Seriously lit

"Did you go to Justin's party last night? Dude it was fo lits!"

Fo Lits by FiveAlarmRiot February 7, 2018

cunt lits 

A word a father uses when talking to his children jokingly or when he is in a good mood. or when when he talks to the cat.

You little cunt lits bastards

cunt lits by Holpol June 11, 2006

Litscher 

(verb) to simultaneously snort and gobble whilst giving a blowjob.

'She went back to Simon's house to Litscher him.'

'I tried to be gentle, but ended up Litschering him.'

'Mate, I heard you got Litschered last night?'

Litscher by adz2910 March 1, 2013